Unusual Country Song Titles Part 2
Copyright 2000 by
Ed Howdershelt
http://www.abintrapress.com
Before you say, "Oh, no, these can't be real!"
Let me assure you that they are.
It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me
Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind
Let's Get Drunk and Screw
Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
Make Me Late For Work Today
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Legs Won't Walk Away From You
My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
Oh, Lord! It's Hard to be Humble When You're Perfect in Every Way
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
Please Bypass This Heart
She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas
She's Actin' Single I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
Sleeping Single in a Double Bed
Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox
Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
The Last Word In Lonesome Is 'me'
The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There
The Pint of No Return
The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
There Ain't No Waste in My Baby's Love Canal
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
Timber, I'm Falling in Love
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me)
What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This
When the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, you'll Know it's me
When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
Why do You Believe Me when I Tell You that I Love You when You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
You Can't Deal Me All the Aces and Expect Me Not to Play
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and
Shot It Off a Log
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're A Cross I Can't Bear
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
You're Ruining My Bad reputation
You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns
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